What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”
Last Updated: 19.06.2025 02:46
He : Tea ?
Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.
Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)
Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!
Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.
Me : No
What are some cool confidence hacks?
Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!
Me : I don't drink
Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?
In the TV show Supernatural, why is God portrayed as cruel?
By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.
I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.
Me (a little confused) : I don't know
Is Veuve Clicquot Brut a good champagne?
He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?
I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).
He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?
What movies have not aged well?
He : Then let's have some coffee
He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.
Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?
How old is planet Earth? Is it 4.5 billion years old or 6,000 years old?
I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.
He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.
P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.
Do you suck dicks with no reciprocation?
Me : I don't drink coffee also
Me : Because it's month of August.
By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.
I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)
I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.
Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).
How is TikTok able to censor porn?
He : So, are you seeing someone?
Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.
I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.
Why do we exist, and why are we conscious?
Me (smiling, hesitant but firm) : I don't think anything.
He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?
He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?
He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!
I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?
He : Btw, you're really pretty.
He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.
Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!
Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.
How could Trump, with his deplorable garbage supporters, manage to win an election?
Me : Sure.
He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?
Me : Thank you.
He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?
He : I'm 24.